Death Row: Pulling The Plug on Ray Banks

Submitted by Damon on Tue, 03/11/2008 - 16:05

What’s on the menu for your last supper?

Copious amounts of booze. I dunno, maybe some cashews or something. Something to nibble on while I'm drinkin'.

Priest, prostitute, lawyer, lover? Who’s your last visitor.

My wife. Dressed as a priest. A twofer.

What’s the last book you’d choose to read?

The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.

Given the choice, what’s your preferred method of execution?

Firing squad. Then I could smoke that last cigarette, refuse the blindfold, and say, "Your mother's a peeg!" as they cut me down. It's a rock 'n' roll way to go.

Ideally, what will it say on your headstone or in your obituary?

YOUR MOTHER'S A PEEG!

Ray Banks is the author of THE BIG BLIND, SATURDAY'S CHILD, DONKEY PUNCH and NO MORE HEROES. For more information about Ray Banks visit his website.

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