Death Row

It may, or may not be a wrongful conviction, but you’ve been found guilty and sentenced to death. Tell us how you’ll spend your last hours.

Victim:

A certain book reviewer who shall remain nameless. In terms of how she died, well…did you see Braveheart, where William Wallace was hanged, drawn and quartered, eviscerated, beheaded, and cut in four parts? It went down like that…

What’s on the menu for your last supper?

Death Row

It may, or may not be a wrongful conviction, but you’ve been found guilty and sentenced to death. Tell us how you’ll spend your last hours.

Victim: Declan Burke. Guilty as charged, by the way, your honour.

What’s on the menu for your last supper?

It may, or may not be a wrongful conviction, but you’ve been found guilty and sentenced to death. Tell us how you’ll spend your last hours.

Jack: Typing faster. I have so many stories I want to tell, I know I'll be writing until the very end.

Victim: Jack Getze, author of BIG NUMBERS and BIG MONEY

What’s on the menu for your last supper?

It may, or may not be a wrongful conviction, but you’ve been found guilty and sentenced to death. Tell us how you’ll spend your last hours.

Victim: Seth Harwood, author of the Jack Palms crime series, compares notes with his protagonist, Jack, on how they’d spend their final hours.

What’s on the menu for your last supper?

Seth: lobster, a steak. I guess they call that surf and turf, but now like they have in Vegas.

Jack: a sweet soft plunger of heroin.

It may, or may not be a wrongful conviction, but you’ve been found guilty and sentenced to death. Tell us how you’ll spend your last hours.

Victim: Tom Piccirilli answers, as does CHASE, his protagonist from the forthcoming novel THE COLD SPOT

What’s on the menu for your last supper?

It may, or may not be a wrongful conviction, but you’ve been found guilty and sentenced to death. Tell us how you’ll spend your last hours.

Victim: Allan Guthrie’s Gordon Pearce, from HARD MAN

What’s on the menu for your last supper?

Cat.

Priest, prostitute, lawyer, lover? Who’s your last visitor.

They can all fuck off.

What’s the last book you’d choose to read?

It may, or may not be a wrongful conviction, but you’ve been found guilty and sentenced to death. Tell us how you’ll spend your last hours.

Victim: Anne Frasier, author of GARDEN OF DARKNESS

What’s on the menu for your last supper?

Peanut butter with no jelly. I would deliberately choke to death on it, but only after spelling fuck you on my cell floor with chewed-up bread.

It may, or may not be a wrongful conviction, but you’ve been found guilty and sentenced to death. Tell us how you’ll spend your last hours.

Victim: John Rickards, author of BURIAL GROUND

What’s on the menu for your last supper?

Chilli. Hot and plenty of it. Maybe a couple of beers.

Priest, prostitute, lawyer, lover? Who’s your last visitor.

What’s on the menu for your last supper?

Copious amounts of booze. I dunno, maybe some cashews or something. Something to nibble on while I'm drinkin'.

Priest, prostitute, lawyer, lover? Who’s your last visitor.

My wife. Dressed as a priest. A twofer.

What’s the last book you’d choose to read?

The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.

Name: Hector Lassiter (Narrator of Craig McDonald’s novel HEAD GAMES)

What’s on the menu for your last supper?

Vodka (for its flammability)
Pall Mall cigarettes (spark source)
Well-done steak (something very tough to require some cutlery…we’re going for a balls-out jailbreak here, if you haven’t gathered by now, amigo)
Chili (with tabasco sauce on the side—all the better to blind when flung in faces).

Priest, prostitute, lawyer, lover? Who’s your last visitor.

Gonna go with a working girl, here.

What’s the last book you’d choose to read?